“Cuffing season is over! It’s time for summer lovin’”

It is known as the season of break ups; summertime. Like other seasons, Summer has its own reputation. Fall is back to school. Winter; big coats and new relationships, Spring; spring break, while Summer, ends it all with skin baring ladies and white tees for the fellas. Before I go any farther I must warn you, if you’re a lady, currently in a relationship, and reading this, you may cry or give your guy a call to find out where he is. Profanity magazine gives you the exclusive insight into summer time deception, sex, break ups and much more.

Throughout the winter months, Facebook and other social sites are flooded with status with the word “cuffing” or “its cuffin season mafuckas”. We here, at Profanity, understand that our readers in other parts of the world may not understand this term. Cuffin is slang for “finding a bad chick or sexy dude to cuddle with during the cold months, because no one is outside and when you’re horny, there’s nothing worst then being in a bed, alone, in winter.” (rolls eyes).

Once you have your cuffing partner, it can go in two directions towards the end of spring; a relationship or a farewell; but I will call you if I need you.  I spoke to different men, who shall remain anonymous, who had their own way of handling the transition from cuffin season to the lovin season.

“I get the most love in the winter. I find that women are more desperate and do not want to be alone during the cold months. I love winter. I stay getting mad ass and always have someone to call,” He said. “Once I got into a relationship with my cuffin chick, I kept her around in summer but did my thing on the side. The baddest bitches come out during summertime. shit what the fuck is a nigga suppose to do? Be faithful?”

I asked him, what happened with that particular girlfriend?

“She read my facebook messages, I told her I can’t trust her, and dumped her. She was getting to annoying anyway.”

Some men would rather bid farewell to their winter cuddles and promise to stay in touch. However, once the weather breaks, men prepare for the hot weather with trips to the fashion district in NYC, fresh line ups, and new kicks. All tools to land their summer flings.
“You have to be fresh for summer,” said male number two. “There are females walking around with their sexy dresses and breasts all out. We get fresh to bag those chicks we know we can tap within 48 hours,” he said.

I asked him if he has a girlfriend, he replied, “something like that.”

I am not categorizing all relationships into this article. You may, in fact, have a man who doesn’t think this way or see the seasons as cuffin season or fuckin season, but be aware of the raging hormones making its way through the city or town you live in. Sex is philosophically a basic need of human beings. My favorite philosopher, Maslow, did not include monogamy in his basic needs for human beings. He stated sex, food, water, and shelter are our means of survival.  If this in fact true, then maybe we are misinterpreting cuffin season when it’s in fact a natural human instinct that flares during hot seasons. Cheers to summer and cheers to Maslow!